[Im not relocating for love Vol. 654388757]
Cousin: So, Chante. . .do you have a boyfriend.
Me: *continues playing Draw Something*
Cousin: *gets distracted by her kids*
Me: *tries to figure out how to draw "Ellen" settles for drawing "Elephant" *
Cousin: Auntie Mel, since Chante wont answer me--does she have a boyfriend?
Mom: Yeah. Tell them where he lives, Chante.
My Auntie: Oh, that's why she movin' to New York!
Me: Who's movin to New York? Are you movin to New York?
Auntie: No, you are.
Me: I never said that.
Auntie: . . .or goin to school out there?
Me: I never said that either.
Auntie: Where are you going?
Me: DC. They're 2 hrs apart.